10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Jim Carrey is crazy, stupid in love with Emma Stone, plus more from Ashton Kutcher, Anne Hathaway and other stars

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"If I were a lot younger I would marry you and we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids."
Jim Carrey, 49, professing his forbidden love for 22-year-old Emma Stone, on his new website Jimcarreytrulife.com

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"You can't be too careful sitting next to a guy who's been fatwa-ed."
– A well-protected Ashton Kutcher, joking with David Letterman, who received a death threat from a jihadist, on The Late Show

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"I'm convinced that a few guys I've dated are gay, and they won't admit it."
Anne Hathaway, coming out at some former suitors, to Interview magazine

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"There is poop everywhere!"
Christina Applegate, on working with fellow parents Maya Rudolph and Will Arnett on their new sitcom Up All Night, to PEOPLE

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"Yeah, he's dreamy."
Ryan Gosling, on his Ides of March costar and director George Clooney, to New York magazine

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"Your rack is amazing!"
Zoë Saldana, before feeling up Chelsea Handler on her talk show

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"Only if we came to a pact that there is zero conversation afterwards."
Simon Cowell, on his one stipulation for possibly hooking up with X Factor costar Paula Abdul, to GQ

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"I'm a fan of the Civil War-era look."
– Paul Rudd, on the "super beard" he grew for his new film Our Idiot Brother, to PEOPLE

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"I'm less Pollyanna now."
Sarah Jessica Parker, on the "little cynicism" she's picked up from husband Matthew Broderick, to Parade

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"It was totally different than being in a basketball game."

Kim Kardashian's new husband, NBA pro Kris Humphries, on being a major player in his own over-the-top wedding, to PEOPLE

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