Roses, a Ring and Some Really Baller Socks: The Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna Gift Guide
These two have exchanged more gifts in five months than most couples have in a lifetime
They say that money can’t buy you love but it can buy Rob and Blac Chyna lots and lots of ways to showcase just how in love they really are. On the occasion of Chyna’s 28th birthday, we’re looking back at all of the couple’s most precious presents.
THE GIFT OF MOTHERHOOD
She’s already mom to son King Cairo, 3, with ex (and possible future brother-in-law, kind of), Tyga. But thanks to Rob, she’s becoming a mother once again – the couple recently announced that they are expecting their first child. And based on the Baby Kardashian-related ChyMojis, it seems the two are pretty pumped about their impending arrival.
A LOT OF FLOWERS
It’s been an exciting few weeks for Chyna: Getting engaged, announcing her pregnancy, and now, her 28th birthday. Chyna came home from her Los Angeles ChyMoji launch party to a whooping 28 bouquets of flowers, all with their own cards. Oh, also, there was a cake. Never say a Kardashian doesn’t know how to celebrate a birthday.
A PURPLE LAMBORGHINI
Who needs an elaborate birthday gift on their exact birthday? If you’re really in love with bae, it’s all about the pre-birthday gift. Take a cue from Rob, who gave Blac Chyna a purple Huracén Lamborghini three whole weeks ahead of her 28th birthday. Oh, and that gift’s price tag starts at just under $200 thousand, so it will be interesting to see how he tops it on her actual birthday. But hey, the day is young.
A 7 CARAT ENGAGEMENT RING
Yep, you read that correctly. Rob enlisted his friend Ben Baller to create a custom, gigantic diamond ring for Blac Chyna, which also features smaller diamonds lining the whole band, because a girl never, ever has enough diamonds. Perhaps attempting to lift the ring box is a part of Rob’s latest fitness plan?
A BOUQUET OF ROSES BIGGER THAN HER WHOLE BODY
If nothing says “Valentine’s Day” like red roses, then what says “our love is deeper and truer and more real and more elaborate than yours could ever hope to be” like a bouquet that an adult human could actually hide behind? (Step your game up, men of the world.)
A GIANT PAINTING OF BLAC CHYNA
Clearly, Rob has picked up a few decorating tips from his brother-in-law Kanye namely, that your lady love is a masterpiece and her image would look better on the walls than anything from the Lourve. Also, every woman deserves her own custom Instagram backdrop.
SOME REALLY BALLER SOCKS
Us mere mortals would have to pay $15 (plus shipping!) in order to get our hands on a pair of socks from Rob’s Arthur George line, but Blac Chyna can get whatever pair, whenever she wants. And she will celebrate that perk by posing in a thong, as one does.
PROMOTING HER LIPSTICKS
Hey, he could be talking about Kylie’s lip kits, but no: Rob is all about using his platform to help everyone learn about his lady love’s many, many ventures. Plus, it’s bound to make family dinners pretty awkward, so it’s definitely a gift on his part.
THE GIFT OF FITNESS
We know, we know, you could technically classify this as one of Blac Chyna’s gifts to Rob, but his willingness to put in so much effort in order to lose weight and become more active is a pretty impressive commitment on his part as well. Also, eating clean costs a pretty penny, y’all.
THE GIFT OF BECOMING A KARDASHIAN
Also known as the greatest, most priceless, impossible-to-get gift of all.