People.com Celebrity 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week Reese Witherspoon's great fear – a Bieber remake, plus more from Ryan Reynolds, Adele and other stars By Christie Larusso Updated on January 21, 2022 05:48 PM Share Tweet Pin Email 01 of 10 Everett; Inset: Isabella Conway/Broadimage "Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?"– Reese Witherspoon, addressing rumors that Justin Bieber wants to remake her 1996 thriller Fear, to MTV 02 of 10 Gene Young/Splash News Online "I am that girl who will sit outside your house in a car at night. And I mean that in a sort of good-committed way, not a psycho-irritant."– Bride-to-be Drew Barrymore, who "loves being in love," to USA Today 03 of 10 G Tres/Splash News Online "I'm glad I was your first. If it had to be anyone, it was an apologetic Canadian."– Ryan Reynolds, ribbing Safe House co-star Denzel Washington, who says Reynolds gave him his first black eye 04 of 10 Rob Grabowski/Retna/Corbis "It's almost as laughable as accusing Fox News of being news."– Miss Piggy, snickering about Fox Business Network's accusations that The Muppets is anti-oil propaganda for kids, at a U.K. press conference 05 of 10 Kirk McKoy/Los Angeles Times/Polaris "I triple-Spanx."– The Help's Octavia Spencer, who layers on the body-shaping undergarments before hitting the red carpet, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show 06 of 10 Amelie Mucci/Splash News Online "So the rock climbing was a ruse to try and have me Punk'd. Nice try, MTV. It'll take more than a live bear destroying my car to fool NPH."– Neil Patrick Harris, boasting about his prank-detecting skills, on Twitter 07 of 10 Matt Sayles/AP "Ima be, Ima be singing at the Grammys."– Six-time Grammy nominee Adele, announcing her first post-surgery performance with a lyrical sampling from The Black Eyed Peas, on Twitter 08 of 10 Everett; Getty (2) "It's like Scarface meets Anna Wintour."– Rose Byrne, on her bangin' bob, to PEOPLE 09 of 10 310 Pix "I love that people don't know me. I was just at the airport, [and] there's a guy with a camera asking me a couple of questions. I get into my car and I hear him say to someone else, 'I don't know ... Kate Walsh?' So that's the stage I'm in right now."– Oscar-nominated The Help star Jessica Chastain, on being mistaken for other famous redheads, to EW 10 of 10 Elisabetta Villa/Getty "The Super Bowl is kind of like the holiest of holy in America. I'm going to come in halfway between the church experience and … deliver a sermon."– This year's halftime performer Madonna, on AndersonLast Week's Best Celeb Quotes >