10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Reese Witherspoon's great fear – a Bieber remake, plus more from Ryan Reynolds, Adele and other stars

01 of 10
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"Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?"
Reese Witherspoon, addressing rumors that Justin Bieber wants to remake her 1996 thriller Fear, to MTV

02 of 10
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"I am that girl who will sit outside your house in a car at night. And I mean that in a sort of good-committed way, not a psycho-irritant."
Bride-to-be Drew Barrymore, who "loves being in love," to USA Today

03 of 10
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"I'm glad I was your first. If it had to be anyone, it was an apologetic Canadian."
Ryan Reynolds, ribbing Safe House co-star Denzel Washington, who says Reynolds gave him his first black eye

04 of 10
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"It's almost as laughable as accusing Fox News of being news."
Miss Piggy, snickering about Fox Business Network's accusations that The Muppets is anti-oil propaganda for kids, at a U.K. press conference

05 of 10
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"I triple-Spanx."
The Help's Octavia Spencer, who layers on the body-shaping undergarments before hitting the red carpet, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

06 of 10
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"So the rock climbing was a ruse to try and have me Punk'd. Nice try, MTV. It'll take more than a live bear destroying my car to fool NPH."
Neil Patrick Harris, boasting about his prank-detecting skills, on Twitter

07 of 10
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"Ima be, Ima be singing at the Grammys."
– Six-time Grammy nominee Adele, announcing her first post-surgery performance with a lyrical sampling from The Black Eyed Peas, on Twitter

08 of 10
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"It's like Scarface meets Anna Wintour."
Rose Byrne, on her bangin' bob, to PEOPLE

09 of 10
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"I love that people don't know me. I was just at the airport, [and] there's a guy with a camera asking me a couple of questions. I get into my car and I hear him say to someone else, 'I don't know ... Kate Walsh?' So that's the stage I'm in right now."
Oscar-nominated The Help star Jessica Chastain, on being mistaken for other famous redheads, to EW

10 of 10
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"The Super Bowl is kind of like the holiest of holy in America. I'm going to come in halfway between the church experience and … deliver a sermon."
– This year's halftime performer Madonna, on Anderson
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