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LOL! Luke Bryan & Blake Shelton's Naughtiest One-Liners

Relive the hosts' best zingers, from Britney's less-than-live performances to Eric Church's career going to pot

Published on April 6, 2014 10:00 PM

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01 of 05

There's $20 million in hairdos down here and it all has confetti in it. This is not a Head & Shoulders commercial, everybody.
–Luke Bryan, after The Band Perry's explosive performance ending

02 of 05

And if you don't like live music, then you need to go down the block and see Britney Spears.
–Blake Shelton referencing Vegas's other big musical act

03 of 05

Blake: Last year to get some [marijuana], you had to go to an official marijuana dispensary.
Luke: Or as we call it, Eric Church's dressing room.
–The guys getting in a jab at their fellow country star

04 of 05

A year ago, same-sex marriage just meant once you got married, you had the same sex over and over and over again.
–Blake, avoiding getting too political on the topic (while wife Miranda Lambert seemed less than amused)

05 of 05

How the hell are you supposed to get lucky in that thing? I couldn't even breathe!
– Luke, after the guys dressed up as Daft Punk to introduce a performancea