A Very Royal Christmas (but Not Really)
While Americans are watching Ralphie shoot his eye out in A Christmas Story, William and Kate can watch the Royal Grandma-to-Be address the nation.
Watch out, Princess Barbie … because here's the Duchess! And hey, who wouldn't want to play dress-up with the fashionable Kate? (We're betting she won't be attending any "Ugly Sweater" parties.)
While William checks out a helicopter, Kate can rock out to "God Save the Queen" or "Anarchy in the U.K." (Or not.)
YE ROYAL APPETIZERS
Keep calm and eat pudding! Kate can show off her kitchen skills for the future king in a cozy kitchen nook.