I did a push up once.
We totally chill like that sometimes.
When beauty and strength become one.
“Grand” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Literally bringing art to life, as a goddess does.
Goals summed up in one picture.
The world didn’t even know what abs were before Misty.
What’s that you said about ballerinas not being tough?
Insert joke about having the right “attitude.”
Do you even plank, bro?
Just, you know, an easy pose.
In case you forgot performing Swan Lake is an incredible athletic feat. (You fool.)
Our backs are starting to hurt from all the bowing down we’re doing.
There are at least 12 muscles pictured here that we didn’t know existed.
But, but how?
Can’t. Look. Away.
Do you think she was just born onstage?
That arch, though.
Pretty much how we spend our weekends, too.
Well, we used to consider ourselves flexible.
And well balanced.
Is there an angle from which she looks less than 110 percent gorgeous?
No. No, there is not.
Basically us with our girls.