10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Brad Pitt gets 'happy feet' for his next role, plus more from Russell Brand, Ryan Reynolds and other stars

01 of 10
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Sipa; Inset: Warner Bros.

"I mean Happy Feet is on heavy rotation in our house so it was a must!"
Brad Pitt, hoping to impress his kids with his next role in the Disney animated sequel, to PEOPLE

02 of 10
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"I think I'm 25 months pregnant…Honestly, because it's my third [child], I feel like I’ve been pregnant for like six years, seriously."
Bridesmaids star and self-proclaimed Maya Rudolph, who's due in July, on Chelsea Lately

03 of 10
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Andrew Evans/PR Photos; Inset: Splash News Online

"Scotty will just be pure sex on a stick."
– Contestant Casey Abrams, envisioning an ironic future for American Idol winner and good ol' country boy Scotty McCreery, to PEOPLE

04 of 10
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Richard Cartwright; Inset: Globe

"It's so hard to say goodbye to Oprah Winfrey."
Jimmy Kimmel, joining Boyz II Men for a special version of their hit ballad to honor the departing talk show host

See PEOPLE's Celebration of Oprah here>

05 of 10
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"Planning escape from Japanese custody. It's bloody hard to dig a tunnel with a chopstick."
Russell Brand, reacting to being deported from the Asian nation because of his past legal troubles there, on Twitter

06 of 10
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"What are you wearing – I mean, what aren't you wearing?"
David Letterman, asking the question on everybody's mind to his pant-less guest Lady Gaga, on his late show

07 of 10
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"With a honey in the middle, there's some leeway. The area is gray in a one-two-three way."
Justin Timberlake and his "D--- in a Box" cohort Andy Samberg, reuniting for their new anthem with special guest Lady Gaga, on Saturday Night Live

08 of 10
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Fame

"I'll say this: the media was not invited to my marriage, and they're definitely not invited into the divorce."
Ryan Reynolds, on ex-wife Scarlett Johansson, to Details

09 of 10
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Warner Bros.; Inset: Paramount

"It has to have some similarities to the first one because it is a sequel … No one said to the makers of Indiana Jones, 'I can’t believe he has a whip again.'"
The Hangover II's Zach Galifianakis, who returns to the big screen for another bachelor party adventure, to EW

10 of 10
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"I knew she'd love it – she better!"

– New Jersey Nets star Kris Humphries, on the 20.5-carat engagement ring he popped the question with to fiancée Kim Kardashian, to PEOPLE

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