10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Britney channels Karate Kid, plus more from Robert Pattinson, Tina Fey and other stars. By Christie LaRusso

01 of 10
Frank Micelotta/Getty; Everett

"I go through life like a Karate Kid."

Britney Spears, describing how she copes with fame, on MTV's documentary Britney: For the Record

02 of 10
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"Stop stealing my thunder, motherf---ers!''

Jennifer Aniston, telling the tabloids to cool the baby buzz until it's actually true, to Entertainment Weekly

03 of 10
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"Maybe she'll talk to me now that she has a book deal."

– Book club queen Oprah Winfrey, on her continued efforts to have Gov. Sarah Palin on her show, to Extra

04 of 10

"I've been known for a little nibble."

Twilight star Robert Pattinson, on his kissing technique, to reporters at the film's London premiere

05 of 10

"Annie's going to photograph my soul, right?"

Tina Fey, joking about her photo shoot with famed photographer Annie Leibovitz, to Vanity Fair

06 of 10
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"I can't believe I was a fat person for most of my life."

Ricki Lake, on losing 140 lbs., to PEOPLE

07 of 10
Seth Browarnik/Red Eye Productions

"oy vey! rumors."

Lindsay Lohan, denying reports that she and girlfriend Samantha Ronson split, on her MySpace blog

08 of 10
Eduardo Verdugo/AP; Clasos.com / Splash News Online

"Very good."

Alex Rodriguez, on what it was like to visit Mexico City at the same time as his rumored paramour Madonna, as reported by the Associated Press

09 of 10

"She's already 27, wow! When I was 27 I was dating men."

Mr. Wrong star Ellen DeGeneres, bragging that she's hanging out with birthday girl Britney Spears, on her daytime talk show

10 of 10
Bauer Griffin; Flynet

"Six kids is not as easy as you would think."

Brad Pitt, on raising his brood with Angelina Jolie, on the Today show

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