10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

01 of 10

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"I actually modeled it after Ellen season 2."
– Zac Efron, on the inspiration for his hairstyle, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

02 of 10

"Your commander in bikini."
– Paris Hilton, campaigning in her new music video for "Paris for President," on Swaghousemedia.com

03 of 10

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"One is one, and two is 10. That's all I know."
– Gavin Rossdale, on what it means to have a second child, to PEOPLE

04 of 10

"I'm not trying to have Jake Gyllenhaal's baby. I'm not a major fashionista. I'm not going through a lesbian phase. I'm just normal. I'm just really freakin' normal."
– Elizabeth Banks, on why no one talks about her 16-year relationship with the same man, husband Max Handelman, to USA Today

05 of 10

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"I can do anything. I was in a boy band, okay."
– Justin Timberlake, proving he can handle the sarcasm of the , which actually urge people to vote

06 of 10

"If she hears 'Try to make me go to rehab,' Violet will go, 'No, no, no.' I know, it's a little weird, but it's really cute!"
– Foo Fighters singer Dave Grohl, on his 2-year-old daughter's reaction to the Amy Winehouse song, to PEOPLE

07 of 10

"Don't start with me about Kabbalah. I went to Catholic school."
– New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter, confirming he will not follow the reported spiritual path of teammate Alex Rodriguez, to Sports Illustrated

08 of 10

"Tom, can you stay? We can get [you] a booster seat."
– Matt Lauer, thanking Tom Cruise for making a surprise appearance at the Today show anchor's Friars Club roast

09 of 10

"Maybe you're the problem."
– David Letterman, suggesting to Lauren Conrad a possible reason she has issues with all her Hills friends, on The Late Show

10 of 10

"We'll smoke 'em out."
– Will Ferrell, as President Bush, joking about Sen. McCain hiding from his endorsement, on Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"

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