10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
"If you have a dog, forget about it. It will crush you."
– Jon Hamm, on the tears he's cried over watching Marley & Me, to PEOPLE
"Piers is a big ninny."
– America's Got Talent's Prince Poppycock, after judge Piers Morgan's harsh reaction to his final performance, to PEOPLE
"I think of her as an old friend. I mean an old friend. But listen, she's got moves you wouldn't believe…Her arms are stiff, but the hips? Totally flexible."
– William Shatner, 79, joking in Playboy about what the 88-year-old Golden Girl could teach a young "whippersnapper" like himself
"I have a little penis inside of me!"
– Mom-to-be Ali Larter, announcing the sex of her first child, on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
"I know how I look. I know how I sound. I'm not going to tell my agent, 'Book me for Schindler's List 2.'"
– Modern Family's Sofia Vergara, embracing her Latina sex appeal, to Self magazine