Celebrity 10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week Amanda Seyfried gladly kisses up to her leading men Channing Tatum and Justin Timberlake, plus more from Britney Spears, Bradley Cooper and other stars By Christie Larusso Updated on January 21, 2022 05:48 PM Share Tweet Pin Email Trending Videos 01 of 10 Sony; Flynet "I can't lie. It didn't suck making out with Channing [Tatum] and Justin [Timberlake]."– Amanda Seyfried, on a hard day's work locking lips with her Dear John and Now costars, respectively, to Elle 02 of 10 Michael Buckner/Getty; Inset: Splash News Online "May the record state – still sober!"– A rehabbed and proud of it David Arquette, who was neither under the influence before or after his head-on car accident, on Twitter 03 of 10 FunnyOrDie.com "This is not a spatula. This is a cooking wand for a warlock."– Self-proclaimed supernatural being Charlie Sheen, sharing his in a new video for FunnyorDie.com 04 of 10 Courtesy OUT "All of my songs are f---ing amazing."– Britney Spears, to Out 05 of 10 Pacific Coast News "At night, just before bedtime, I usually tell [my kids], 'We're only here for a small amount of time. No one really knows what happens after we die. Have a good night's sleep'…Then I jump back in the room 10 minutes later screaming."– Conan O'Brien, imparting his parenting wisdom, on Martha Stewart Presents: Men Who Make Us Laugh 06 of 10 Barry Talesnick/Globe; Inset: Everett "He's obsessed with Buzz Lightyear! Lately he'll only answer to Buzz and he calls me Jessie. I say, 'Brady?' and he replies, 'I Buzz, you Jessie!'"– Melissa Joan Hart, on her Toy Story-obsessed 2-year-old son Brady, to PEOPLE 07 of 10 Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic "He actually came to Bangkok when we were filming. It was very embarrassing. We were like, 'Bob, please. No.'"– Bradley Cooper, joking about Limitless costar Robert De Niro's plea to be in Hangover 2, to Parade 08 of 10 Splash News Online; Jason Kempin/Getty "There's nothing worse than a fat coke head."– Former world heavyweight champ Mike Tyson, on letting himself go before getting sober and becoming vegan, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show 09 of 10 Chris Pizzello/AP "I think it's because I'm English she kind of thinks of me as a butler."– Russell Brand, on tending to wife Katy Perry, on The View 10 of 10 "Andy, give my nose back, I need it to breathe!"– This week's Saturday Night Live host Zach Galifianakis, giving a preview of the show's shenanigans during a game of with Andy SambergLast Week's 10 Best Celeb Quotes >