10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

01 of 10

"I can't lie. It didn't suck making out with Channing [Tatum] and Justin [Timberlake]."
– Amanda Seyfried, on a hard day's work locking lips with her Dear John and Now costars, respectively, to Elle

02 of 10

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"May the record state – still sober!"
– A rehabbed and proud of it David Arquette, who was neither under the influence before or after his head-on car accident, on Twitter

03 of 10

"This is not a spatula. This is a cooking wand for a warlock."
– Self-proclaimed supernatural being Charlie Sheen, sharing his in a new video for FunnyorDie.com

04 of 10

"All of my songs are f---ing amazing."
– Britney Spears, to Out

05 of 10

"At night, just before bedtime, I usually tell [my kids], 'We're only here for a small amount of time. No one really knows what happens after we die. Have a good night's sleep'…Then I jump back in the room 10 minutes later screaming."
– Conan O'Brien, imparting his parenting wisdom, on Martha Stewart Presents: Men Who Make Us Laugh

06 of 10

"He's obsessed with Buzz Lightyear! Lately he'll only answer to Buzz and he calls me Jessie. I say, 'Brady?' and he replies, 'I Buzz, you Jessie!'"
– Melissa Joan Hart, on her Toy Story-obsessed 2-year-old son Brady, to PEOPLE

07 of 10

"He actually came to Bangkok when we were filming. It was very embarrassing. We were like, 'Bob, please. No.'"
– Bradley Cooper, joking about Limitless costar Robert De Niro's plea to be in Hangover 2, to Parade

08 of 10

"There's nothing worse than a fat coke head."
– Former world heavyweight champ Mike Tyson, on letting himself go before getting sober and becoming vegan, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

09 of 10

"I think it's because I'm English she kind of thinks of me as a butler."
– Russell Brand, on tending to wife Katy Perry, on The View

10 of 10

"Andy, give my nose back, I need it to breathe!"
– This week's Saturday Night Live host Zach Galifianakis, giving a preview of the show's shenanigans during a game of with Andy Samberg
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10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Amanda Seyfried gladly kisses up to her leading men Channing Tatum and Justin Timberlake, plus more from Britney Spears, Bradley Cooper and other stars