10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
"Where else can you see 300 guys dressed up like Sarah Palin?"
– David Letterman, on Gay Pride Week in New York City, on The Late Show
"Well, I think I've proven that part may be a little bit true."
– Controversial Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub, answering accusations in the book Cop Without a Badge, including one that she's a "raging nymphomaniac," on part 2 of Bravo's reunion show
"Great, now we're outsourcing mistresses."
– Craig Ferguson, on South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford's Argentine affair, on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
"OMG – I JUST DROWNED MY FRENCH FRIES!!!!!!! WHY, WHY, WHY?!!!!"
– Dance Your Ass Off host Marissa Jaret Winokur, blogging about avoiding temptation, on her weekly PEOPLE.com weight-loss blog
"When we get home and we're in bed by ourselves, I kind of miss them."
– True Blood's Stephen Moyer, on having the cast and crew present while filming intimate scenes with real-life girlfriend Anna Paquin, to USA Today