10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
"That's what I looked like for a big chunk of my life."
– Captain America's buff superhero Chris Evans, recognizing his digitally scrawny figure in his new film, to USA Today
"It's the worst name in the world. The only person that had a dumber name than me was the Fresh Prince."
– Kid Rock, hating on the moniker he's stuck with for life, to Esquire
"Let me just say, this kid is hooked up!"
– Mariska Hargitay, on spending 15 years shopping for presents for her new baby girl Amaya Josephine, to PEOPLE
"Circle the date on your calendar, because I'm circling your face like a vulture who eats hair. I'm going to shave every rusty [hair] on your face. I'm serious – beardly serious."
– Will Ferrell, threatening to get rid of Conan O'Brien's facial hair when he visited Conan on May 2