10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Tina Fey leaves her comedic mark, Chris Evans's weight-loss secret, plus more from Will Ferrell, Jennifer Lopez and other stars

01 of 10
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"'Help, I'm stuck in a Korean Tina Fey autograph factory.'"
– The alternate autograph Tina Fey slipped in while signing her new book Bossypants

02 of 10
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"That's what I looked like for a big chunk of my life."
Captain America's buff superhero Chris Evans, recognizing his digitally scrawny figure in his new film, to USA Today

03 of 10
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"Having big breasts is not ideal for certain looks. They're way more fun when you're not in your clothes. Then, they're a blast!"
Expectant star Kate Hudson, whose belly isn't the only thing growing during her pregnancy, to InStyle

04 of 10
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Mario Testino; Inset: Getty

"They should [be] surrounded by people they love, not dodgy ex-con pop stars."
George Michael, who despite gifting Prince William and Kate Middleton with his version of Stevie Wonder's You and I, will not be attending their royal wedding

05 of 10
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"It's not like a terrible story to have out there ... I mean, she's really hot."
Cougar Town's Josh Hopkins, who's less than upset about rumors of a romance with costar Courteney Cox, to Access Hollywood

06 of 10
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"It's the worst name in the world. The only person that had a dumber name than me was the Fresh Prince."
Kid Rock, hating on the moniker he's stuck with for life, to Esquire

07 of 10
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Antoine Verglas

"Let me just say, this kid is hooked up!"
Mariska Hargitay, on spending 15 years shopping for presents for her new baby girl Amaya Josephine, to PEOPLE

08 of 10
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Twentieth Century Fox

"I was actually crying at how sexy Reese was in the scene."
Water for Elephants' sex scene sniffler Robert Pattinson, who would rather fans think he was overcome with emotion than a runny nose, on Extra

09 of 10
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"Circle the date on your calendar, because I'm circling your face like a vulture who eats hair. I'm going to shave every rusty [hair] on your face. I'm serious – beardly serious."
Will Ferrell, threatening to get rid of Conan O'Brien's facial hair when he visited Conan on May 2

10 of 10
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"Casey's got soft lips."

American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez, giving a full report after contestant Casey Abrams finished his performance by planting a kiss on her cheek

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