10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Tori Spelling's son goes Gaga for mama, plus more from Angelina Jolie, Carrie Underwood and other stars

01 of 10
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"Mama, you're Lady Gaga cause you have yellow hair and you are fancy!"
– Three-year-old Liam McDermott, whose mom Tori Spelling is sharing his funny quotes on the toddler's own Twitter account

02 of 10
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Ramey

"We're like bartenders. We're like waiters."
Angelina Jolie, on her tag-team effort with Brad Pitt to feed their six children breakfast in the mornings, to Nightline

03 of 10
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"How old is he? I saw one picture of him and he looked dangerous; I like it…That's a really pretty face. I might feel insecure around him."
Courteney Cox Arquette, getting hot and bothered about Robert Pattinson, to InStyle

04 of 10
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Tom Briglia/Zuma; Albert Michael/Startraks

"Hey Joan Rivers, you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can't hear."
Samantha Ronson, defending her ex [CELEBRITY_LINK" "" "" "0" ] in the Twitter feud between the comedian and the troubled star

05 of 10
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"Nothing's worse than crying under comically large 3D glasses."
Seth Meyers, admitting to shedding a few tears while watching Toy Story 3, to PEOPLE

06 of 10
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"Mike was like, 'He's in pink! What are you doing?' But he looked so handsome."
Carrie Underwood, on dressing up her pooch Ace in a Swarovski crystal-encrusted pink tuxedo for her all-pink wedding to hockey star Mike Fisher, to PEOPLE

07 of 10
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Venus Williams. Clive Brunskill/Getty

"They win matches."
Venus Williams, on her provocative tennis court attire, to The Early Show

08 of 10
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Stefania D'Alessandro/WireImage

"[When] other actresses who aren't thought of, maybe, as being quite as attractive do full-frontal, they're called brave…Just because I'm attractive doesn't mean it's not still scary."
Eva Mendes, to Allure

09 of 10
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"I really like to lie down and be rubbed."
Leighton Meester, on needing a spa treatment, to PEOPLE

10 of 10
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"The Mel Gibson tapes…calling women bitches and using the N- word, they ain't nothing but hiphop. He stole that concept from Lil Wayne."
Tracy Morgan, weighing in on the actor's recorded rants, on The Tonight Show

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