10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
"I want to remember my night and sometimes I just don't. It sucks. So you're like, 'What did I do? Why did I wake up in a garbage can?'"
– Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, on the perils of getting wasted, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
"We haven't really explored everything about each other. We're taking it slow and just being gentle with each other."
– New Kids on the Block's Joey McIntyre, joking about touring with fellow boy band Backstreet Boys this summer, to PEOPLE
"I've never been drunk in my life. I don't use recreational drugs. But, I am goofy."
– Paula Abdul, explaining her sometimes seemingly odd behavior, on CBS' Sunday Morning show