10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

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"Alyssa Milano? What's the last thing she's done, Who's the Boss? It's like, 'Who's the boss, now, Alyssa?'"
–Jersey Shore's Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, talking smack about the actress who called for the cancellation of the MTV reality show, to Interview magazine

02 of 10

"I have a new rule: not to date anyone who has a publicist. Who announces a breakup? I don't understand that!"
–Ryan Phillippe, on what he does not want in his next relationship, on Howard Stern's Sirius XM radio show

03 of 10

"I remember being asked to be married and being really, sort of, relieved: OK, at least I got asked."
–Oprah Winfrey, on becoming engaged to Stedman Graham in 1992 but never marrying, on her talk show

04 of 10

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"You don't gotta clean a park or nothing, right?"
–Chris Rock, ribbing George Lopez for making room for Conan O'Brien's late-night show on TBS, on Lopez's show

05 of 10

"I'm not pretty!"
–Kellan Lutz, denying his good looks in favor of his acting chops, to Interview magazine

06 of 10

"The joke in our house is, 'Add tortellini to it.' That's Garth's solution to everything."
–Trisha Yearwood, on her country star husband's go-to ingredient, to PEOPLE Country

07 of 10

"Every time she lifts her leg, I think another kid is going to fly out."
–Joan Rivers, pointing out another reason to fear Kate Gosselin's Dancing with the Stars performances, on The View

08 of 10

"I am so proud of the franchise, I would like to do it until I have to wear the girdle and the toupee."
–David Duchovny, on reprising his X-Files role as Agent Mulder, to MTV

09 of 10

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"We had a lot of conversations about situations I'd been in while I was a junkie. I ransacked my own past like a British explorer raiding classical Greece."
–Russell Brand, drawing from personal experience for his latest film Get Him to the Greek, to Entertainment Weekly

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