10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
1 of 10
"It sure would be handy to have that lasso."
– Beyoncé, on her dream of playing Wonder Woman, to the Los Angeles Times
1 of 10
2 of 10
"I love Chuck Bass. I want to be his friend."
– Lindsay Lohan, on her favorite Gossip Girl character, to Harper's Bazaar
2 of 10
3 of 10
"But then she went really quiet and she was like, 'Can you bite me?' "
– Twilight star Robert Pattinson, recalling an unusual encounter with a 7-year-old fan, to E! Online
3 of 10
4 of 10
"He did get more votes than I got. I guess I can live with it."
– Sen. Hillary Clinton, on American Idol winner and surprise musical guest David Cook, at Glamour magazine's annual Women of the Year awards
4 of 10
5 of 10
"Eli Wallach is my very own Sexiest Man Alive!"
– Kate Winslet, on her 92-year-old Holiday costar, at a gala honoring the actor
5 of 10
6 of 10
"I can't wait to see if he's wearing a shirt or not. I know the man can afford one."
– Carrie Underwood, introducing Kid Rock, at the Country Music Association Awards
6 of 10
7 of 10
"Thankfully all three nipples are fine."
– Ryan Reynolds, joking about his fear of nipple chafing after running the New York City Marathon, on Rachael Ray
7 of 10
8 of 10
"If a man says something in the forest and his wife isn't there to hear him, he's still wrong."
– Michael J. Fox, giving marital advice to newly wed and Team Fox marathoner Ryan Reynolds, on Rachael Ray
8 of 10
9 of 10
"I want to be the Mac Daddy of Forbes!"
– Toby Keith, sharing his desire to top the magazine's list of highest earning musicians, to PEOPLE
9 of 10
10 of 10
"I sleep two hours, wake up, and cry. Sleep two hours, wake up, and cry."
– John McCain, joking about life after losing the presidential election, on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno