10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
"My wife tried to get me to take a mushroom, but I was too scared. Instead I watched a documentary on the man who invented LSD."
– James Marsden, on how he prepped for his role in Death at a Funeral, to USA Today
"I have a deal with the studio and it goes like this: Any movie I make that makes over a billion dollars goes out without a bunch of crap trailers for your other movies."
– Director James Cameron, on Avatar's all-movie-no-extras DVD, to EW.com
"The only things that will get a married man laid that won't get a single man laid are adultery and whores."
– Mad Men's Christina Hendricks, reminding men that marriage changes very little, in her letter to the opposite sex for Esquire magazine
"I know I'm A-list because I went to Burger King yesterday and the fat girl behind the register put an extra whopper with cheese in my bag and two extra apple pies and then she winked at me. That's when you know you're at the top…"
– Tracy Morgan, illustrating his celebrity status on The Daily Show