10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Simon Cowell pays major lip service to Paula Abdul, plus more from Lady Gaga, Kate Hudson and other stars

01 of 10
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"I can't believe I am saying this – I have missed her a lot."
Simon Cowell, who's hooking back up with his former American Idol colleague Paula Abdul for the U.S. version of Britain's X Factor

02 of 10
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"That's your girlfriend…You keep your mouth on that microphone as if your life depended on it or that b---- is going to leave you."
Lady Gaga, schooling American Idol finalist Scotty McCreery on his mic technique

03 of 10
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"It's weird to say fiancé to me, I like baby daddy. So he'll be baby daddy until he's hubby."
– An expectant and engaged Kate Hudson, who prefers to stick with her original title for rocker beau Matthew Bellamy, on Live! With Regis and Kelly

04 of 10
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"I probably shouldn't say this, but he was kind of a brat."
CSI's Marg Helgenberger, dishing on former guest costar Justin Bieber, on the French radio show Le Grand Direct des Medias

05 of 10
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Courtesy Men's Health

"If you want to start talking about healthy lifestyles and staying in shape, then you yourself should do your best to try to be a role model."
– U.S. congressman Aaron Schock, providing six rock-solid examples of fitness on the cover of June's Men's Health

06 of 10
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"I really don't like gifts from rappers in general, since I'm not a hooker."
Chelsea Handler, who says she received extravagant gifts from former flame 50 Cent, on Piers Morgan Tonight

07 of 10
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Roger Wong/INF; Courtesy Jenny Craig

"Before you had to like me for my mind. I'm hoping to give people options now."
– Jenny Craig spokeperson Carrie Fisher, who's lost 30 lbs. but not her wit, to PEOPLE

08 of 10
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"I get to make out with Gwyneth Paltrow. Why wouldn't I enjoy that? It's a good day at the office."
Glee's Matthew Morrison, who has no plans on leaving his day job after releasing his self-titled debut album, to USA Today

09 of 10
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"She owns me."
– Dotting dad Eric Dane, on his 1-year-old daughter with Rebecca Gayheart, Billie Beatrice, to PEOPLE

10 of 10
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Courtesy Miranda Lambert; Inset: Frazer Harrison/ACMA2010/Getty

"Last thing loaded for the wedding!!! Harvested by....me!!!!!"
Bride-to-be Miranda Lambert, Tweeting a shot of her last-minute wedding essentials – deer meat! – before her nuptials this weekend

"What does YOUR girl have for dinner?"
– Lambert's fiancé Blake Shelton, boasting as he proudly posted the same picture

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