10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Ellen "sticks it" to Pam Anderson, plus more from Gerard Butler, Jessica Simpson and other stars

01 of 10
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"I get a lot of nipple notes."
Pamela Anderson, after receiving a pair of pasties to prevent a wardrobe malfunction on Dancing with the Stars, to Ellen DeGeneres

02 of 10
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"I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I’m way more paranoid now."
Gerard Butler, on how he's scaled back his playboy ways, to Men's Journal

03 of 10
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David Moir

"She was 15, and I wasn’t allowed to grope her."
Kristen Stewart, on her intimate scenes with Runaways costar Dakota Fanning, to Access Hollywood

04 of 10
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"They are like Tweedledee and Tweedledum. You can't separate them really."
Britain's Got Talent judge Amanda Holden describing a smitten Simon Cowell and fiancée Mezghan Hussainy, to PEOPLE

05 of 10
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"Love my boobs, Thelma and Louise. I feel like my boobs could fight crime without me."
The Ghost Whisperer's Jennifer Love Hewitt, on her favorite body part, to PEOPLE

06 of 10
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20th Century Fox

"It's the most sex-drugs-and-rock-'n'-roll atmosphere that exists on the planet."
Shia LaBeouf, describing the NYSE trading floor while filming Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, to GQ

07 of 10
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Frank Ockenfels/AMC

"Look at my great job and suck it!"
Mad Men star Christina Hendricks, to Elle U.K.

08 of 10
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"It's my karma for being in a boy band surrounded by screaming girls."
– Former 'N Syncer Joey Fatone, on how he wound up the father of two girls, to reporters In N.Y.C.

09 of 10
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FOX

"I looked a little pasty. But hey, at least I didn't wet myself!"
Kara DioGuardi, on her "Bikini Girl" performance on last season's American Idol finale, to Women's Health

10 of 10
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Steve Fenn/ABC

"He'll never have this napalm again."
Jessica Simpson hitting back against ex-boyfriend John Mayer, to the ladies of The View

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