10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
"From a comedian's standpoint, and my monologue writers', thank you…It kind of wrote itself: balls, shaft, holes, foursomes…"
– Jimmy Fallon, expressing his gratitude first-hand to Tiger Woods for supplying much of his material for Late Night
"It's ridiculous. I remember watching CNN once, and on the bottom ticker it said something like, 'Beyoncé no longer wants to be called Bootylicious.'"
– Scream 4's Neve Campbell, who can think of more weighty issues that deserve news coverage, to Health
"I was having sex with Michael Ian Black in a sports shed in Wet Hot American Summer."
– Bradley Cooper, explaining why he missed his graduation from the Actors Studio Drama School, on Inside the Actors Studio
"Kids are definitely the boss of you. Anyone who will barge into the room while you are on the commode is the boss of you. And when you explain to them that you're on the commode and that they should leave but they don't? That's a high-level boss."
– Bossypants author Tina Fey, revealing the head honcho in her life – 5-year-old daughter Alice, to InStyle