10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
"If it wasn't for Michael Jackson, people like Justin Timberlake would probably be selling curly fries in the [San Fernando] Valley."
– Jeremy Piven, paying respect to the King of Pop, at the BET Awards
"I get $13 [a week] now, because I'm 13."
– Abigail Breslin, on making the big bucks now that she's a teenager, at the premiere of My Sister's Keeper
"I'm looking forward to banking that paycheck."
– Adam Lambert, being honest about going on the Idols Live tour this summer, to PEOPLE
"I make soulless electronic pop. But when you're on ecstasy in a nightclub grinding up against someone and my music comes on, you'll feel soul."
– Lady Gaga, describing her sound, to MTV
"I'm so sorry to interrupt my friend Stephen, but look, I'm not dead."
– Jeff Goldblum, after Stephen Colbert said he could confirm that Goldblum had died, on The Colbert Report