10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

"I'll tell you who the lucky guy is soon."
– Ellen DeGeneres, joking while announcing her plans to marry longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi after California's gay-marriage ban was overturned

"It was a very tough loss last night for 12-year-old David Archuleta."
– Jimmy Kimmel, taking a jab at the 17-year-old American Idol runner-up, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

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"When there's no person in sight, it's coming off!"
– Heidi Klum, admitting she prefers to go sans bathing suit, to Oprah

"I don’t really want to think of his penis anymore. I want to move on."
– Denise Richards, denying her ex Charlie Sheen's claim that she asked for his sperm, on The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet

"It takes one to know one."
– Kathie Lee Gifford, after referring to the New Kids on the Block as "old farts on the plaza," on the Today show

"This is why the terrorists hate us – we've got black, and white, Hispanic, and Asian, gay, straight and Guttenberg!”
– Adam Carolla, after his encore performance on the season finale of Dancing with the Stars

"But don't ask me. Try one yourself."
– Salma Hayek, agreeing that French men make the best lovers, to PEOPLE

"honey mine r hard boiled"
– Rosie O'Donnell, responding to a fan's request that she donate an egg for a surrogate mother, on her blog

"If I decide to run for President, don't do me wrong, I will denounce everything!"
– Wyclef Jean, joking with his pastor at the Together for Haiti launch

"Sex is the best!"
– Cameron Diaz, to InStyle

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