10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

Jess does some trash Tweetin' for Ashlee, plus more from Kristen Stewart, Hugh Jackman and other stars

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"Who writes this crap? i have had bad scripts to work with, but this? thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press."
– Big sis Jessica Simpson, blasting Melrose Place after recent news that her sister Ashlee Simpson-Wentz had been cut from the show, on Twitter

02 of 10
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"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears."
Rihanna, on the media storm that followed her physical attack by ex-boyfriend Chris Brown, to Glamour

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"Sarah was a little nuts before. Don't get me wrong. I loved the nuts that she was."
Freddie Prinze Jr., on the calming effect their new baby Charlotte has had on his type-A wife Sarah Michelle, to PEOPLE

04 of 10

"I felt completely rancid!"
Mariah Carey, on her glammed-down role in the new film Precious, at the movie's AFI Audi Film Festival premiere

05 of 10

"I think I'm just misunderstood. I'm not a fame seeker. Everyday I look in the mirror and I wonder [why I'm famous]. I don't sing. I don't dance. I'm not a Nobel Peace Prizewinner. I just had eight kids and I had a show on TLC."
Jon Gosselin, trying to redeem himself during a public dialogue with celebrity Rabbi Shmuley Boteach in New York City

06 of 10
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"I love the smell of diapers."
Sarah Jessica Parker, on just how much she loves being a mom, to Elle

07 of 10

"There's no answer that's not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: 'Okay, we are. We aren't. I’m a lesbian.'"
Kristen Stewart, on why she refuses to confirm or deny that she and her New Moon costar Robert Pattinson are dating, to EW

08 of 10
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"I still love those damn Doritos, baby! And I'm telling you: The Keebler elf is real."
– A slimmed-down Mo'Nique, on the junk food that still tempt her, to PEOPLE

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"Me! I want to be the first to have it back to back, buddy."
– The reigning Sexiest Man Alive Hugh Jackman, when asked who deserves to succeed him, to PEOPLE

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"I don't feel a day over 6!"
Big Bird, on kicking off Sesame Street's 40th anniversary, to PEOPLE

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