10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week
"How about Diddy dog food: Make your dog yap to a rap."
– Diddy, joking about his next possible business venture, on Nightline
"I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama's tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!"
– Senator John McCain, Tweeting to Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, after the reality star complained about the President's 10% tanning tax
"I was welcomed into the brotherhood of the sock. When you're naked on the show, you have to wear a sock, and it's not on your foot."
– True Blood newcomer Joe Manganiello, on his nude initiation into the vampire drama, to EW
"I have a major crush on President Obama ... I think he is so fine."
– Glee's Amber Riley, who met the Commander in Chief during the cast's trip to the White House, on Lopez Tonight
"I will keep doing it until I go to the bathroom and wipe my ears."
– Joan Rivers, sharing her plan for future plastic surgeries, on The View