” ‘At this point in our marriage, the sexiest thing she can do for me is … ‘ ” Mollen, 38, reads from a card addressed to her husband.
“Oh, take the kids and leave for a couple hours,” Biggs, 39, jokes without missing a beat.
Agrees Mollen with her answer, laughing, “Oh God, yeah. I think just leave me alone.”
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” ‘If our relationship was a movie, it would be … ‘ ” the American Pie actor reads from the next card, answering himself, “Rated G.”
” ‘The craziest thing Sid has ever said to either one of us is… ‘ ” Mollen continues.
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“He had a fever last week and he was pretty delirious, and at one point he turned to me — I was trying to put him down to bed — and he was just like, ‘Daddy, Daddy … my memories. My memories are gone,’ ” Biggs recalls.
“I’m like, ‘You’re 4, you have two memories,’ ” jokes the star. “I’m gonna remind you of them right now: We saw Cars 3 and your brother was born.”
“He was so dramatic … a few minutes later, I was reading him a book and he looked up at me and he goes, ‘Chris?’ — Chris is our nanny’s name,” Biggs continues. “He goes, ‘Chris?’ and I go, ‘Sid, I’m not Chris, I’m Daddy,’ and he goes, ‘[Sighs] See what I mean?’ “