12 Fake Oscars We Want to Give the Hot Guys of the Academy Awards Red Carpet
BEST PERFORMANCE AS A PERSON WE WANT TO MARRY: CHRIS EVANS
BEST POWER POSE: RYAN GOSLING
He's getting amped with that fist! Everyone watch out.
BEST FACIAL HAIR: DEV PATEL
The Lion actor steals our hearts in so many ways, but tonight his scruff game is on point.
BEST SMOULDER: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
We're not sure what the singer, nominated for his song "Can't Stop the Feeling!" from Trolls, is looking at, but we wish it were us.
BEST FANCY BATHROBE-ESQUE ENSEMBLE: TERRENCE HOWARD
The Empire actor found a way to hack the system and get comfy on the carpet.
STURDIEST STANCE: JOSH DALLAS
Extra points to the Once Upon a Star hearthrob for his flower pin.
BEST SMILE: JOHN LEGEND
Literally anyone could have predicted this.
BEST ENSEMBLE CAST: JACKIE CHAN AND HIS PANDAS
The 62-year-old action star walked the carpet with two longtime pals: a pair of stuffed animal pandas wearing dapper yellow jackets with UNICEF name tags.
BEST PERFORMANCE IN A SUIT: ANDREW GARFIELD
The Hacksaw Ridge actor brought his mother, who must be very, very proud.
BEST RISK-TAKER: RIZ AHMED
The blue paid off.
BEST SUPPORTING ROLE AS SON: LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA
The actor and songwriter brought his mother, Luz Towns-Miranda, as his date. And we would just like for both/either of them to adopt us.
BEST .... EVERYTHING: MAHERSHALA ALI
The Moonlight actor takes it all.