12 Fake Oscars We Want to Give the Hot Guys of the Academy Awards Red Carpet

Because there should be a Best Performance in a Suit award
By Maria Yagoda
February 26, 2017 07:49 PM
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BEST PERFORMANCE AS A PERSON WE WANT TO MARRY: CHRIS EVANS

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Speechless.

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BEST POWER POSE: RYAN GOSLING

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He's getting amped with that fist! Everyone watch out.

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BEST FACIAL HAIR: DEV PATEL

The Lion actor steals our hearts in so many ways, but tonight his scruff game is on point.

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BEST SMOULDER: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

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We're not sure what the singer, nominated for his song "Can't Stop the Feeling!" from Trolls, is looking at, but we wish it were us.

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BEST FANCY BATHROBE-ESQUE ENSEMBLE: TERRENCE HOWARD

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The Empire actor found a way to hack the system and get comfy on the carpet.

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STURDIEST STANCE: JOSH DALLAS

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Extra points to the Once Upon a Star hearthrob for his flower pin.

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BEST SMILE: JOHN LEGEND

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Literally anyone could have predicted this.

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BEST ENSEMBLE CAST: JACKIE CHAN AND HIS PANDAS

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The 62-year-old action star walked the carpet with two longtime pals: a pair of stuffed animal pandas wearing dapper yellow jackets with UNICEF name tags.

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BEST PERFORMANCE IN A SUIT: ANDREW GARFIELD

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The Hacksaw Ridge actor brought his mother, who must be very, very proud.

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BEST RISK-TAKER: RIZ AHMED

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The blue paid off.

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BEST SUPPORTING ROLE AS SON: LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA

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The actor and songwriter brought his mother, Luz Towns-Miranda, as his date. And we would just like for both/either of them to adopt us.

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BEST .... EVERYTHING: MAHERSHALA ALI

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The Moonlight actor takes it all.

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