Awards 12 Fake Oscars We Want to Give the Hot Guys of the Academy Awards Red Carpet Because there should be a Best Performance in a Suit award By Maria Yagoda Published on February 26, 2017 07:49 PM Share Tweet Pin Email 01 of 12 BEST PERFORMANCE AS A PERSON WE WANT TO MARRY: CHRIS EVANS Steve Granitz/WireImage Speechless. 02 of 12 BEST POWER POSE: RYAN GOSLING David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock He's getting amped with that fist! Everyone watch out. 03 of 12 BEST FACIAL HAIR: DEV PATEL The Lion actor steals our hearts in so many ways, but tonight his scruff game is on point. 04 of 12 BEST SMOULDER: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE Frazer Harrison/Getty We're not sure what the singer, nominated for his song "Can't Stop the Feeling!" from Trolls, is looking at, but we wish it were us. 05 of 12 BEST FANCY BATHROBE-ESQUE ENSEMBLE: TERRENCE HOWARD Kevin Mazur/Getty The Empire actor found a way to hack the system and get comfy on the carpet. 06 of 12 STURDIEST STANCE: JOSH DALLAS Frazer Harrison/Getty Extra points to the Once Upon a Star hearthrob for his flower pin. 07 of 12 BEST SMILE: JOHN LEGEND Steve Granitz/WireImage Literally anyone could have predicted this. 08 of 12 BEST ENSEMBLE CAST: JACKIE CHAN AND HIS PANDAS Frazer Harrison/Getty The 62-year-old action star walked the carpet with two longtime pals: a pair of stuffed animal pandas wearing dapper yellow jackets with UNICEF name tags. 09 of 12 BEST PERFORMANCE IN A SUIT: ANDREW GARFIELD David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock The Hacksaw Ridge actor brought his mother, who must be very, very proud. 10 of 12 BEST RISK-TAKER: RIZ AHMED David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock The blue paid off. 11 of 12 BEST SUPPORTING ROLE AS SON: LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA Kevin Mazur/Getty The actor and songwriter brought his mother, Luz Towns-Miranda, as his date. And we would just like for both/either of them to adopt us. 12 of 12 BEST .... EVERYTHING: MAHERSHALA ALI Steve Granitz/WireImage The Moonlight actor takes it all.