'You Had a Great Run' and More of the Funniest Quotes from the 2019 SAG Awards
"To SAG nominee, the beautiful Emma Stone, who just turned 30. Our condolences. You had a great run, like a really great run. Extra good. But we’re looking forward to your reverse mortgage loan commercials. They’re going to be great."
— host Megan Mullally, poking fun at ageism in Hollywood in regards to Emma Stone's recent milestone birthday, in her opening monologue
"I believe I am partially sewn in so tonight will be very interesting. I have glimpses of me in a few hours with my husband just being like 'Get it off me! Get me out of it!' But for now I’m loving it."
— nominee Alison Brie, on being trapped in her Miu Miu dress, on the red carpet
"We left them with the valet."
— presenter Alec Baldwin
"Before this, they were all hiding under my dress, so maybe I have them under here, you never know."
— Hilaria Baldwin, on where the couple's four kids were during the show, on the red carpet
"I have a podcast now called Clear+Vivid, so now that I’m a podcaster the people call me 'the oldest millennium alive.' "
— SAG Awards Life Achievement Award recipient Alan Alda, on his status as an honorary millennial, on the red carpet
"Oh my goodness me. Guys — that truly has completely blown my slicked hair back ... I am going to share this completely with my husband, John Krasinski, because the entire experience of doing this with you has completely pierced my heart ... Thank you for giving me the part. You would have been in major trouble if you hadn’t."
— double-nominee Emily Blunt, on Krasinski's husbandly duties, in her acceptance speech for outstanding performance by an actress in a supporting role in Krasinski's directorial debut A Quiet Place
"Oh, and thank you [head of special counsel] Robert Mueller and everyone working hard to make sure that we have sovereignty for the United States of America."
— nominee Patricia Arquette, on the state of America's political affairs, in her acceptance speech for outstanding performance by a female actor in a TV movie or limited series in Escape at Dannemora
"When a wealthy young man brings his New Yorker girlfriend home to Singapore, she is met with jealous socialites and his gorgeous — I mean, disapproving mother."
— presenter and nominee Michelle Yeoh, humbly referring to her character in Crazy Rich Asians, while introducing the movie
"It was 5 a.m., Laverne looked stunning and I looked like a troll that lived under a bridge and stole ... from children."
— nominee and presenter Awkwafina
"Yes. It’s true. Hi, I’m Laverne, and I looked stunning that morning."
— presenter Laverne Cox, on how she and Awkwafina respectively approached announcing the SAG Awards nominees last month, while presenting the award for outstanding performance by a male actor in a drama series
"I would like to say specifically though to my wife, my two daughters — Amanda, Franny and Maple — without you, none of it would be enjoyable and it probably wouldn’t be possible. I love you more than I even tell you I do, and I’ll be home for kisses so don’t go to bed. Amanda, pop a mint, I’m going to come give you yours in about five minutes."
— nominee Jason Bateman, on spreading the love after taking home the award for outstanding performance by a male actor in a drama series in Ozark, during his emotional acceptance speech
"To be young, gifted and black. Because all of us up here, we know ... and Andy we include you, too. Man, you got great timing."
— Black Panther's Chadwick Boseman, joking to late-to-the-stage costar Serkis (far right) while describing the career struggles of his African-American castmates, eloquently accepting the award for outstanding performance by a cast in a motion picture