Where Did They Go Wrong?
1. TOP HAT
Hey, Happy New Year! Now where’s Dick Clark?
2. LACE LEGGINGS
Because the new year she’s celebrating is 1986!
3. YELLOW SATIN SHOES
Or she’s a French aristocrat and it’s 1786!
KAT VON D
1. RED HAIR
This is what happens when you show your colorist a pic of Raggedy Ann.
Auditioning to play the new Joker?
3. LOW-RISE PANTS
A tattoo-covered hipbone is way sexier than flat abs.
Pretty much the only innocent part of this whole getup.
2. MESH DRESS
We’re speechless. Insert fig-leaf joke here.
3. CLEAR SHOES
Well of course she’s gotta make her outfit matchy-matchy!
Whoa, we found the long-lost twin of Adam Lambert.
2. TEXTURED TOP
The latest in Christmas tree ornament fashion.
When in Sweden (and she was), make like a Swedish fish.
If unicorns are lucky, five horns must be super lucky!
Who else thinks Kelis went to see Avatar, like, 10 times?
Why ask Santa for a pony if you can dress up like one?
Ah, yes, the Kentucky Derby. At least he won’t get a sunburn.
Poor fellow must have missed the Wet Paint sign.
Was he going for the ’50s Mob boss look?