1. TOP HAT
Hey, Happy New Year! Now where’s Dick Clark?
2. LACE LEGGINGS
Because the new year she’s celebrating is 1986!
3. YELLOW SATIN SHOES
Or she’s a French aristocrat and it’s 1786!
KAT VON D
1. RED HAIR
This is what happens when you show your colorist a pic of Raggedy Ann.
Auditioning to play the new Joker?
3. LOW-RISE PANTS
A tattoo-covered hipbone is way sexier than flat abs.
Pretty much the only innocent part of this whole getup.
2. MESH DRESS
We’re speechless. Insert fig-leaf joke here.
3. CLEAR SHOES
Well of course she’s gotta make her outfit matchy-matchy!
Whoa, we found the long-lost twin of Adam Lambert.
2. TEXTURED TOP
The latest in Christmas tree ornament fashion.
When in Sweden (and she was), make like a Swedish fish.
If unicorns are lucky, five horns must be super lucky!
Who else thinks Kelis went to see Avatar, like, 10 times?
Why ask Santa for a pony if you can dress up like one?
Ah, yes, the Kentucky Derby. At least he won’t get a sunburn.
Poor fellow must have missed the Wet Paint sign.
Was he going for the ’50s Mob boss look?