September 25, 2006 12:00 PM

NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN needs to return Robin Hood’s boots to Sherwood Forest.

SARAH JESSICA PARKER is all smiles, but somewhere a bagpiper is crying over his missing kilt.

Talk about overexposure! TERI HATCHER should take a cue from Victoria—underwear is meant to be a secret.

What’s HEATHER GRAHAM got in that front pocket, anyway? Lipstick? Mints? A kangaroo joey?

GWYNETH PALTROW goes Amish in a shapeless jacket layered over a shapeless dress. Did she leave a matching bonnet in the buggy?

BEYONCE KNOWLES illustrates Hollywood’s unfortunate golden rule: The shorter the skirt, the higher the hair.

If ASHLEY TISDALE was channeling an overly accessorized lion tamer, then she succeeded.

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