August 19, 2013 12:00 PM

Return Engagement

Ellen DeGeneres will host the Oscars again! This totally makes up for the Academy snub of her performance in Mr. Wrong.

Master Moonlighter

In addition to everything else, Ryan Seacrest will now host NBC’s Million Second Quiz, a.k.a. The Quiz Twice as Long as Ryan’s Vacations.

Washington Intrigue

Kerry Washington resurfaces after her secret wedding. Her life is as highly guarded as the plot of Scandal‘s third season.

… And It Feels So Good

Matt Damon is moving to L.A., finally living in the same city as old Boston bud Ben Affleck. This time “Southie” refers to anyone living below Melrose.

Finders Weepers

Though she bought it for more than $228,000, the British government won’t let Kelly Clarkson take Jane Austen’s ring out of the U.K. They’re also threatening to have Adele buy all of Liz Taylor’s wedding rings.

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