Two and a Half Men (CBS, Nov. 7, 9 p.m. ET)
Make that 3.5. Charlie Sheen’s dad, Martin Sheen, guest-stars as the father of Charlie’s stalker Rose.
An All-Star Salute to Patti LaBelle (UPN, Nov. 8, 9 p.m. ET)
Ashanti, Nelly, Mario and Kelly Rowland take the stage to pay tribute to Lady LaBelle.
The Simpsons (FOX, Nov. 6, 8 p.m. ET)
The 16th annual Halloween trilogy, only post-Halloween. Includes a parody of Al with Bart replaced by a robot.
The West Wing (NBC, Nov. 6, 8 p.m. ET)
For the first time in its seven seasons, a live episode—the presidential debate between Alan Alda’s Arnold Vinick and Jimmy Smits’s Matt Santos.
Hot Properties (ABC, Nov. 11, 9:30 p.m. ET)
The girls go to Chicago for an Oprah taping and meet…Gayle King, which is probably the next best thing.