CBS (Fri., Oct. 7, 9 p.m. ET)
This flick reminds me of the kinds of dreams I have during a fever—not a 104 fever, nothing so delirious and imaginative, but a 100.2 fever, just high enough so nothing fits together, nothing makes sense. Ben Masters plays a Hollywood detective who gets entangled with my favorite TV trash queen, an unfortunately subdued Morgan Fairchild. She, in turn, is entangled with mobsters, screenwriters and drug-crazed veterans who kill one another while they search for the lost script to a movie called The Eradicator. At least I think that’s what it’s about. I never can remember my dreams, especially the bad ones.