>I FINALLY SECURED MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND.
It was my first time at second base.
GEORGIA O’KEEFFE DIED.
I mean enough is enough, right?
I GOT DRUNK FOR THE FIRST TIME BY CHUGGING ANISETTE.
It’s a drink usually enjoyed by old ladies (or so my mother told me as she was holding my hair out of my face while I was puking).
I HAD A FULL HEAD OF VERY LUXURIOUS HAIR (SEE RIGHT).
Enough to hold while puking.