By People Staff
October 09, 1989 12:00 PM

>From the “Heaven” and “Hell” sections of The Harper Religious & Inspirational Quotation Companion (Harper & Row, $22.50), edited by Margaret Pepper:

•”Hell is full of noise, and is probably full of clocks that emphasize the time that never passes.”—Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

•”Hell is given up reluctantly by those who don’t expect to go there.”—Henry Leon Wilson in The Spenders

•”If you go to heaven without being naturally qualified for it, you will not enjoy yourself there.”—George Bernard Shaw in Man and Superman

•”It is a curious thing…that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilised taste.”—Evelyn Waugh in Put Out More Flags