Mindless? Sure. But the point of Jason Statham’s bloody action films is to give your eyeballs candy while your brain naps. This time he’s a double-crossed gangster out for revenge, with gutsy Realtor Jennifer Lopez as his sidekick.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger goes all Clint Eastwood on a drug kingpin who’s using his souped-up car to race through Sheriff Schwarzenegger’s tiny hamlet. Johnny Knoxville as a trigger-happy local makes for surprisingly solid comic relief.
The best of the bunch stars Nicholas Hoult as a lonely zombie who falls for wary but understanding Julie (Teresa Palmer). The DVD packs in a dozen extras, including a sly featurette on Rob Corddry’s zombie acting tips.