ABC (Thurs., Nov. 10, 8 p.m. ET)
How low can America go? Geraldo’s show answers that. And so does this. Here is a new family-hour series about vigilante kids who fight inner-city crime. These kids don’t just take the law into their own hands, they write their own law, a code that replaces the Bible, the Golden Rule and the Constitution and tells them the right way and the right time to beat somebody up. I’d tell you who stars in this insult to all civilization, but I’m too depressed about the state of the nation. I’m defecting to Canada.