>1 FIRST LADY TRACEY SUN. 4/12, 10 P.M. SHOWTIME
In a new season of Tracey Ullman’s State of the Union, her characters include Laura Bush, home in Texas.
2 TORI’S BACK ON 90210 TUES. 4/14, 9 P.M. CW
OMG! Tori Spelling returns as Donna, the character she played on the original Beverly Hills, 90210 produced by her papa, Aaron.
3 FRESH CATCH TUES. 4/14, 9 P.M. DISCOVERY
Season 5 begins with the fleet and crew starting to feel creaky with age, even as the king crabs wait out thar in the deep sea.
4 D-LIST, A-LIST WED. 4/15, 10 P.M. BRAVO
Funny-mean Kathy Griffin is back to host the A-List Awards. Last year she paid tribute to people who were dead—to her.
5 SPONGEBOB’S NEW BUDDY FRI. 4/17, 8 P.M. NICKELODEON
Johnny Depp voices surfer Jack Kahuna Laguna on a special SpongeBob SquarePants. Cool.