Oh, Di! Dear, darling Di! Dear, darling, delightful, delectable Di! How could we do a year-end issue without you? But Di—darling Di—you let us down in 1989. No scandal. No hint of scandal. NOT EVEN A RUMOR OF A HINT OF A SCANDAL!! All you did was your job. Let’s talk about that instead. You fulfilled 276 official engagements (48 overseas), including more than 100 charity events and hospital visits. And you raised Wills and Harry. That’s nice, Di. We’re happy for you. Really. But it doesn’t help us. We’re doing our best, Di. But you have to work with us, okay? See you next year.