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Why the Brits are FED UP WITH FERGIE!
Her cheeky charm wowed ’em in Texas, but back home ‘Freeloading Fergie’ is being blasted for:
•Ignoring Baby Bea
•Whining about money
•Whooping it up abroad with a wild crowd.
Di’s now keeping her distance, and the Queen is definitely NOT amused
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