Cleanup in Aisle 7
First she slipped on a spilled carton of raspberries, then she rear-ended a shoe-polish display.
As she approached the condiments, bottles of ketchup and mustard exploded–can’t say we relish her coat.
Did her dress take a dipping? It’s too bad she didn’t see that puddle of Ty-D-Bol.
After a run-in with a whipped Jell-O salad, she swore she’d never go near the deli case.
A daring new designer? No, she’s wearing the entire line of Campbell’s soups.