FAVORITE POWER TOOL
Does an electric toothbrush count? I should use it every night and I use it like every third night.
FAMILY BONDING SECRET
A Jets game is cool. I rent one of those skybox suites. My kids are die-hard crazy fans, so they’re all about the game. But if my father comes, it’s all about the hot dogs, peanuts and beer.
Hot sauce for when I bring my lunch, bottled water, and there’s a certain butter I use, Benecol, that’s supposed to reduce cholesterol. This is the lamest old-man stuff!
A meatball and garlic pizza from Lillian’s in Forest Hills, Queens where I grew up. And the butterscotch pudding at Mozza restaurant in L.A. I actually get aroused when I’m going to have it.
A pair of size-34 Joe’s Jeans. From all the stress of the show, I’ve lost 10 lbs. My wife gave me the okay, so they’re probably more hip than I deserve.
MY BEST PICKUP LINE
All I know is when I was single way back, I asked a girl in a bar where she was from and she said Mars. I guess she wasn’t interested. I said, “Do you need a ride home?”