• MTV reality phenom The Hills is being called out for faking its scenes. In other news, water is wet.
• Will Smith’s Overbrook Entertainment is creating a TV version of Smith’s hit movie Hitch. It’ll be just like VH1’s The Pick Up Artist, but not, you know, gross.
• Gossip Girl is the first new TV show to get picked up for a full season. Meanwhile, all the other shows are, like, totally jealous, talking about it behind its back and saying Gossip Girl looks “kinda fat” lately.
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