New mom of two and Little Women: LA star Terra Jolé made history as the first little person to compete on Dancing with the Stars last season, and now she’s back on Lifetime’s hit show and blogging about season 6 exclusively for PEOPLE. Follow Jolé, 36, on Twitter!
This episode is borderline nuts … or maybe I am. Surely my inbox will see more hate mail after this episode and I’m okay with that. Opinions about the show are fun to read until they are hurtful towards your children. To keep things interesting, this week’s drinking game will be screaming. Every time I scream at someone, you drink! Don’t worry, it happens way more in this episode than any professional drinker can handle. Pace yourself! Don’t drink and drive.
While Briana may be delusional, I still feel bad for going in so hard and calling her out on not being “fierce.” But anyone that thinks they own the word “fierce” and has nothing to show for it, lacks being FIERCE! The one thing that kills me the most is that we are fighting over a word. Even though she talks a big game behind closed doors, you don’t see it in person. You’ll see me try my best to make things right with Briana in this episode. Does this mean Briana and I are besties? Not so much.
Why am I not allowed to dislike someone? None of the girls have the ability to accept that Christy and I will never be okay, and that’s OKAY! Don’t try and force us to be friends, ladies! Don’t let it cause you to have a lack of sleep. Don’t let my lack of friendship be the reason why your Alaska trip is crap. I am a very obnoxious person at times and when I’m passionate, there is no mistaking it! Holy moly, my veins pop out when I go in. Not a pretty look, but nor was the convo. You know what’s also obnoxious? The fact that I may lose my friends over all of this.
Apparently I’m a “home wrecker” because I released the already public video of Christy. Lol!
Does that mean Todd never knew about this video? Hilarious!!
Fortunately, I told my husband about all of my past. I didn’t ruin anything that wasn’t already broken. Sorry Todd! The M-word is very offensive to me. Calling Christy out after her calling me out about my past jobs had to be done. Don’t say you’re against the word, and then do a music video promoting the word.
Sometimes I lack the ability to sugarcoat. It happened with Joe, and it happened with the girls in this episode. When my point doesn’t get across, I tend to get sloppy and scream. I’m not perfect and I can really see how I need this Alaska break more than anyone! Sad thing is, it wasn’t much of a break from screaming.
Last but not least, I don’t trust that Matt is faithful to Briana. Never have, never will. With Briana texting me ’til 4 a.m. not knowing where her husband is, she is delusional about his intentions. My husband was in bed with me, why wasn’t yours? When he came back, it sounds like he felt guilty about something because you both talk about the great 5 a.m. sex you had. CAPTAIN NASTY!
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I’ll try and scream less in the next episode, I promise. Veins popping out is not a good look for me and the squealing emotional voice is not either. Thanks for watching!!
Little Women: LA airs Wednesdays (9 p.m. ET) on Lifetime.