1 of 10
"You know my feelings: Every day is a gift. It's just, does it have to be a pair of socks?"
– Following a near-death experience
2 of 10
"If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them."
– On following a made man's rules
3 of 10
"What line of work are you in?"
– Therapist Dr. Jennifer Melfi to Tony Soprano
"Waste management consultant."
– Tony Soprano
4 of 10
"What kind of person can I be, where his own mother wants him dead?"
– Venting to Dr. Melfi, about his own mother putting a hit out on him
5 of 10
"You don't sh-- where you eat. And you especially don't sh-- where I eat."
– To associate Benny, who was beat up by restaurateur pal Artie after stealing credit cards from Vesuvio's restaurant
6 of 10
"You chose this life. You don't want to work in the rain, try for the f---ing Yankees."
– To protégé Christopher Moltisanti
7 of 10
"Yeah. I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside."
– To his therapist
8 of 10
"I'm like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to s--t."
– On mafia life
9 of 10
"I don't care how close you are, in the end your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they're the only ones you can depend on."
– To his son, A.J. Soprano
10 of 10
"All due respect, you got no f---ing idea what it’s like to be Number One."
– Talking about being the boss
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