The actress told James Corden on The Late, Late Show Monday night that she traveled to London a few years back and simply wanted to bring home some souvenirs.
All seemed fine until she got to the airport.
“I brought fruit back from London,” she told Corden. “Apples I just forgot the bomb-sniffing dogs came, and they sniffed out the apples, and I was detained.”
Continued Kemper, 34: “I may or may not be on the TSA watch list.”
Kemper’s tale sounds almost like something a woman who lived most of her life in an underground doomsday cult might do.