People Staff
August 29, 2006 02:00 PM

• “My girlfriend peed on it – apparently you’re supposed to pee on it. It doesn’t do sh– anything!”
Orlando Bloom, on how Kate Bosworth tried to “help” his injured foot when he accidentally stepped on a sea urchin, to Jay Leno

• “I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.”
Zach Braff, on tabloid reports that he’s a partying ladies’ man, to David Letterman

• “I liked the first picture better because there’s more of me to love.”
Katie Couric, who appears 20 lbs. thinner in a new version of CBS network’s promotional photo, thanks to digital airbrushing, to the New York Daily News

• “look at the amount of white space/ between my arm and body/ barbara and elisabeth seem to vanish/ there in my underarm thinnest/ yes i say/ photoshop”
The View’s new cohost Rosie O’Donnell, admitting that she also got digitally trimmed down like Couric in a publicity shot for the show, on her blog

• “I never dreamed I’d kiss James Bond. Now that I’ve done it, I say I hope I’m just the first of many.”
– Actor Toby Jones, about sharing an intimate moment with new 007 Daniel Craig in their upcoming film Infamous

• “He’ll whip my butt. Let’s be honest. First of all, he’s 25 years younger than I am. Secondly, he probably went to all these good eastern schools. He probably went to the cotillion ball.”
Jerry Springer, on his Dancing with the Stars competitor Tucker Carlson

Maggie Gyllenhaal

• “I’ve said before that Jeffrey and I are like oil and water, and oil doesn’t get mad at water.”
Project Runway castoff Angela Keslar, on her relationship with Jeffrey Sebelia on the show, to

• “At first I felt awful and then I thought, I like that outfit, and that one too! It’s hard to have to get dressed for 10 different things in two weeks. Give me a break!”
Maggie Gyllenhaal, on how she feels about criticism she receives for the way she dresses, to Time Out New York

• “Honestly, I think the awkwardness is more made up in the media than it is for she and I … I think it will be fine tonight. I’m sure it will.”
Nick Lachey, on not being worried if he ran into ex Jessica Simpson, on the VMAs red carpet

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