People Staff
November 15, 2005 06:00 AM

• “I don’t own a scale.”
Nicole Richie, on not knowing how much weight she’s lost, on Today

• “It’s a lot of work. So I’m happy that I’m a witness to that. It’s not as glamorous as it seems.”
Beyonce, on what she’s learned about motherhood by babysitting sister Solange’s 1-year-old son, Daniel Julez, to Oprah Winfrey

• “We’re working things out. And he’s always and will remain my closest friend in the world, so, you know, so it’s good.”
Sienna Miller, on her relationship with estranged fiancé Jude Law

• “I thought people got legend awards when they were like 60.”
Mary J. Blige, receiving the lifetime-achievement honor at the Vibe Awards

• “Actors don’t retire – they die.”
– 70-year-old Donald Sutherland (Commander in Chief), about not slowing down his career, to Time Out New York

• “We smoked a lot of cigarettes.”
Brokeback Mountain’s Michelle Williams, on how she and costar Heath Ledger (her real-life beau) dealt with the emotionally grueling shoot, to Entertainment Weekly

[IMAGE “1” “right” “std” ]• “Yes, I would. Yes, I would.”
Bruce Willis, when asked by MSNBC’s Rita Cosby if he would offer $1 million to a civilian who turns in Osama bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri or Abu Mousab al-Zarqawi

• “A winemaker has filed for a patent for its new Jesus Juice wine, which features a man dressed like Michael Jackson on the label. It’s the only wine in America made from statutory grapes.”
Tina Fey, on Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update”

• “In a recent interview, Ashlee Simpson said that, when she gets married, she doesn’t want to marry a singer. Ashlee said, in other words, ‘I’m looking for someone like me.’ “
Conan O’Brien

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