Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson doesn’t do anything small. Cases in point: His very own alarm clock app. His thigh muscles. Pull-up competitions with Zac Efron. Adorable photos with his daughter. And apparently, his carry-on luggage.
The star Instagrammed a photo of himself carrying what may be the world’s largest weekender, joking that his travel tip as the “smartest and hardest working man in Hollywood” is to “travel light.” He also said that the bag contained his Central Intelligence costar Kevin Hart and all his unicorns, but we can’t confirm whether or not he was joking about that part of it.
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Assuming The Rock is not actually carrying Kevin Hart (and let’s be real, about four Kevin Harts can fit in there), what is he toting through the airport? Some guesses from the PeopleStyle team: His week’s worth of cod. All the onesies he’d need for a weekend (but they take up a lot space because he is so giant). Every weight he needs for a workout (roughly 3,500 pounds worth). His collection of Baywatch VHS tapes. The person he brings everywhere to keep his head super-smooth. This jet-ski, so he can spring into action at a moment’s notice. A claw-foot bathtub, in case he just needs to relax.
Wait, what do you think is in that bag?
— Alex Apatoff