Another present-centric holiday, another over-the-top gift guide courtesy of the KarJenner family. This week, the first family of reality TV took to their eponymous websites and apps to compile yet another of their pricey, yet admittedly, mildly helpful guides outlining what to buy every mother in your life this Mother’s Day, particularly if their name happens to be Kris.
Considering the compendium of gifts the Kardashians have offered us in honor of past holidays, this round-up was actually surprisingly tame with the majority of gifts barely breaking the $300 mark (perhaps they’re trying to save a little bit of dough after their multi-thousand dollar holiday spending spree?).
Kendall’s gift guide is the most straight-forward and affordable of the bunch, highlighting all of the little things she’s planning on getting “the hardest working woman” she knows. The supermodel’s picks are all about sentimental favorites, like a necklace engraved with Kris’s favorite street in Paris or a thoughtful card. She also chose some items to help her mom keep her New Year’s resolutions — a $125 juicer and fitness bracelet. Most inexplicably, however, Kendall also threw in a $70 letter embosser for all of Kris’s most pressing correspondence and a portable wooden easel. Who knew Kris had a creative side?
According to Kylie’s gift guide, Mother’s Day is one of her favorite holidays. Despite the fact that Kris could probably pick up these items herself, the teen is planning on getting the number one lady in her life a handful of products from her own collaborations, including a pair of Puma sweatpants and another pair of breezy, wide-legged pants from her Kylie + Kendall line. She’s also eyeing a few cosmetic products like Charlotte Tilbury’s “The Retoucher” stick, Kevyn Aucoin’s travel brush set, and some moisturizers from Kiehl’s and Aesop. Kylie also plans to pick up a notebook from Smythson, which given Kendall also picked out a notebook from the same brand, it appears Kris either has a serious addiction to luxe planners, or there might be some branded content afoot.
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Kourtney had so many gifts she wanted to give she had to break her guide up into three separate categories, the design-savvy mom, the chic mom and the mom who has everything, which we have a sneaking suspicion might be directed at Kim and Kris. The chic mom list is by far the most expensive of all the sister’s gift guides, totaling slightly over $15,000, including a $2,133 Gucci bomber, $725 Chanel mules and sneakers, $2,250 leather pants and a $3,250 diamond “mommy” necklace from Jennifer Meyer.
While the “chic mom” was all about fashion, the “design-savvy mom” is all about home goods and offers up some equally extravagant choices, like a $2,500 Annie Leibotwitz coffee table book, a $425 candy bowl, $3,200 crystal bowl, and a Tom Ford-approved Hermes champagne bucket for $4,200.
Finally, for the mom who has everything, a whole lot of things that are price upon request, such as a Little World design arrangement or a Goyard roller bag. Of course, if you’re looking for something a little more reasonable, you could always pick up a $4100 Rolex, a $4800 Cartier Love bracelet (just don’t get trapped in it for 4 years) or a $11,250 Chanel surfboard which Beyoncé once posed next to.
Khloé also broke her gift guide up into three lists for the “foodie mom,” “mindful mamas” and a “way over-the-top gift basket.” The mom who never leaves the kitchen will love Khloé’s simple, yet flavorful picks, like a bundle of fresh bay leaves, Maldon salt, rosé, and minimalist accessories like an Iacoli & Mcallister bottle opener and Williams-Sonoma marble coasters. For the spiritual mom, it’s all about self-improvement books and beautiful scents, such as Real Happiness by Sharon Salzberg paired with a collection of essential oils and an Antidris Cassis candle. But the main attraction is the pricey gift guide Khloé compiled in honor of Kris, which compared to Kourtney’s is still relatively affordable, maxing out at $1,495 for a Maiyet box clutch.
Finally, Kim divvied up her gift guide by all the moms she knows in her life, starting with Kris whom she’s buying a chic pair of grey Sleepy Jones PJs, a Tatcha skincare set, an Hermès dessert plate and Jacquie Aiche body chain. Her sister Kourtney’s getting an indoor herb grower, shiatsu foot massager for long days with the kids, and a vegan cookbook. For her grandmother, Mary Jo, Kim is keeping it light and sweet, with a pastel pink photo album from Barney’s, a print of their family tree, and Givenchy Dhalia perfume. And Kim didn’t forget about new mom and BFF Chrissy Teigen who can expect to get some self-care favorites, like Babe Body Scrub, Tom Ford Black Orchid perfume and a Rosanna Inc. Mom Mug for that much-needed new baby caffeine fix.
But most importantly, Kim has some gifts planned just for herself, namely a $345 Fleur du Mal Kimono Robe, $90 Christian Louboutin Matte Lipstick in Just Nothing, a $210 Tomoko Spa Massage and a $375 pair of Givenchy pool slides.
After all, as Donna and Tom from Parks and Rec would say: Treat yo self!
What do you think of these gift guides? Which is your favorite?